Which Mercenary Librarian Are You?

A guy in a bar challenges you to a friendly game of pool. You...

Accept, and play fair. There's no point in winning if it's not a level playing field.

Accept, and hustle the SHIT out of him. That's what he gets for underestimating you.

Aren't into pool, but if he looks like a good time you'll challenge him to a friendly game of something else.

Which boot would you wear?

Sexy spike heel boots with a little glitter & a zipper on the side.

Stylish but clunky black leather boots with a chunky heel.

When it comes to dark, secluded alleys at night, your attitude is...

If I have to, I'll take backup. But I'd rather be at home reading.

It's not ideal, but it's nothing I can't handle.

I'm the reason it's dangerous. Other people should avoid this alley.

There's a fire! You can only grab ONE thing on your way out the door. What do you save?

An antique first edition of your favorite book.

Your computer/smartphone/tablet.

The guns. Or the knives. Or the rocket launcher.

Would you rather be served...

Rum. Straight.

Moonshine. 180 proof.

Hard cider. Or beer.

Oh no! A bad guy captured you and searched you for weapons. Good thing they missed...

My fists. Because I AM the weapon.

Two of the eleven knives I was hiding.

The fork I'm about to stab them with.

Choose your cupcake:

A white cupcake with broken shards of spun sugar and red berry sauce that looks like blood.

A banana cupcake with beautiful white frosting.

A chocolate cupcake with blue frosting in a polka-dot wrapper with a sparkler.

Which is the best first date?

No dates, thanks. Just hot sex. Lots of it. Then they leave. And don't come back.

An adventure somewhere new with someone who shares the same interests.

Something quiet at home with a friend who might be turning into something more.

What are the best colors?

Red & Black

Green & Gold